hatelyn:

I hate when you talk to someone for the first time ever and they act like you two are best friends like STOP that’s annoying 

whole-brain-dominant:

hitlersbreastmilk:

do not make decisions at 2 am when you are sad

praise this

ipoog:

bloggers who comment on everything they reblog

cradidily:

*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”

what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this 

i shaved for this

i put a bra on for you.

i got off tumblr for you

i am wearing real pants

I went outside

i got out of bed

i woke up

ytoob:

the sleepier you are the more i want to kiss you